Genital Jousting’s ‘Date Night’ update is for lovers

The tender lovers of Free Lives (Broforce) and their dominant publisher Devolver Digital (also Broforce) have released the Date Night update for sensual multiplayer sensation Genital Jousting.  The world’s premier penis and bumhole game will also be 50% off all week in celebration of love, romance, and sensible spending.

The new Date Night update for Genital Jousting includes six new activities specifically design for two players, whether they be together in a warm, local multiplayer embrace or in a internet-based long distance relationship. Potential lovers will be now be able penetrate each other while picking aromatic roses, bowling and even in the midst of a romantic picnic for two via the latest update.

Through the Early Access period Free Lives plans to continue and update Genital Jousting with new features, game modes, challenges, and customisable gear for your digital penis. Players are encouraged to provide feedback and game ideas to Free Lives via the community forums, social media and good old fashioned email to help shape the final game and make it everything anyone has ever wanted out of a game about detached penises.

“This is exactly what I pictured my legacy would be when I invented anal love,” noted Saint Valentine.