Seven Pirates H Review (Nintendo Switch OLED)

You join our Seven Pirates H Review where while out hunting for treasure aboard her ship, a young pirate group leader, Parute, is knocked into the sea by a boyish monster, Otton, who suddenly appeared after having stolen a legendary bra. Soon after, they all arrive in the fabled “Monsupi Sea”, where rumor has hidden great treasures.

Seven Pirates H Review

Seven Pirates H Review Pros:

  • Anime-style graphics.
  • 1.2GB download size.
  • RPG gameplay.
  • 20 save slots.
  • Controller settings – Invert axis and sensitivity sliders.
  • Full 3D camera control.
  • 3rd person adventure gameplay when on land.
  • In between landing at locations, you go around the ocean on your boat and take in events, etc.
  • You see enemies roaming around and can walk up behind them for an opening attack.
  • Earn resources from enemies, complete tasks, and open loot chests.
  • Gimmick – you get H essence and use it to increase or decrease the boobs of your character, depending on how you play with the boobs determines what stats and specials you can unlock and use in Battle.
  • Auto battle button.
  • Full party management system. Choose who to take out on fights.
  • Shining points on the floor can be searched.
  • Exchange/sell/buy items within the menu.
  • Discover new recipes for crafting.
  • Unlock requests and complete them for bonus rewards.
  • Bikini tops and bottoms grant boosts and buffs.
  • Save/load when you want.
  • Ship log will track all unlocked dungeons, bestiary unlocks, and more.
  • Boobs can be played with using the touchscreen and two sticks.
  • Enemies respawn.
  • Solid gameplay.
  • The locations are good and do feel unique and varied.
  • Play how you want.
  • You can just grind enemies over and over for EXP.

Seven Pirates H Review

Seven Pirates H Review Cons:

  • The boob stuff just feels pervy and kinda not needed.
  • Sexualises a lot of simple things.
  • Constant stop-start.
  • Combat is very basic.
  • Enemies respawn way too quickly which is a blessing and a curse.

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Seven Pirates H Review

Seven Pirates H:

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Developer:コンパイルハート (

Publisher: eastasiasoft 

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  • 7/10
    Graphics - 7/10
  • 6/10
    Sound - 6/10
  • 7/10
    Accessibility - 7/10
  • 7/10
    Length - 7/10
  • 7/10
    Fun Factor - 7/10


Boobs, Seven Pirates H is a game all about boobs. You get scantily clad women on nearly every screen, your characters wear next to nothing and crafting/earning new bikinis grants more powers and buffs. But no boobs is where it takes the perv to the next level, you have to fondle, flick and squeeze boobs in order to manipulate your stats but also unlock new attacks and specials. Touchscreen support means you can go full creepy or if you only wanna be half pervy then you can use the sticks but it’s just a weird mechanic. I mean I wanted a certain power so I landed up having boobs bigger than my character! The thing that bugs the most is that if you get past the boobs, the game is alright, and whilst not a huge game-changer the RPG gameplay is solid, the whole boat traveling is nice, and overall it’s great but it does have a weird boob barrier. Overall if boobs are what you want then I have a game for you, if you want an OK RPG with excessive boobies and bikinis then I have a game for you, anything else and it’s a pass.

Jim Smale

Gaming since the Atari 2600, I enjoy the weirdness in games counting Densha De Go and RC De Go as my favourite titles of all time. I prefer gaming of old where buying games from a shop was a thing, Being social in person was a thing. Join me as I attempt to adapt to this new digital age!