You Suck At Parking Review (Xbox Series S)

by Jim Smale · September 22, 2022

Our You Suck At Parking Review has us playing the only racing game where the goal is to stop (eventually). Drive, drift, and park in this simple and accessible yet challenging game where parking is more important than your driving skills. Collect cars, learn new mechanics, challenge the world, and customize your ride in this ever-evolving parking simulator.

You Suck At Parking Review

You Suck At Parking Review Pros:

Cutesy cartoon graphics.
3.2GB download size.
1000 Gamerscore.
Available on Gamepass.
Driving gameplay.
Car customisation – honks, Explosions, parking fx, trails, extensions, secondary paint, pattern style, and primary color.
Four initial cars – Classic, pickup truck, van, and mini truck.
Two modes – online match and campaign.
The parking pass is a battle pass where you earn exp and unlock rewards when you level up. There is a premium extra purchase option.
Full career stats screen.
Campaign – an open world where you unlock new islands and find landmarks to play at levels.
Opening tutorial play.
Online leaderboards for each level.
One Gimmick is you don’t have a reverse gear!
The goal of the game is to get from the start and then find a park in the designated spots. Every time you do one you then go back to the start so you can do the next one.
Fast loading times.
Inspect an event before playing by flying around with a free cam.
Accessibility options – text size.
Three camera distance options – standard, far, and very close.
Can rebind controls.
Events are all-time based with a successful park adding time.
Super tight controls.
Arcade game presentation.
A perfect clear (Gold) is awarded for clearing parking spots on a level without losing more cars (lives) than spots.
End of event breakdown of exp earned.
Handy quick restart button.
Proper addictive.
Different barrier types and environmental hazards.
New ability spots open up like turbo pads and jump pads.
Has an ever so slight puzzle element to it all.