You Suck At Parking Review (Xbox Series S)

Our You Suck At Parking Review has us playing the only racing game where the goal is to stop (eventually). Drive, drift, and park in this simple and accessible yet challenging game where parking is more important than your driving skills. Collect cars, learn new mechanics, challenge the world, and customize your ride in this ever-evolving parking simulator.

You Suck At Parking Review

You Suck At Parking Review Pros:

  • Cutesy cartoon graphics.
  • 3.2GB download size.
  • 1000 Gamerscore.
  • Available on Gamepass.
  • Driving gameplay.
  • Car customisation – honks, Explosions, parking fx, trails, extensions, secondary paint, pattern style, and primary color.
  • Four initial cars – Classic, pickup truck, van, and mini truck.
  • Two modes – online match and campaign.
  • The parking pass is a battle pass where you earn exp and unlock rewards when you level up. There is a premium extra purchase option.
  • Full career stats screen.
  • Campaign – an open world where you unlock new islands and find landmarks to play at levels.
  • Opening tutorial play.
  • Online leaderboards for each level.
  • One Gimmick is you don’t have a reverse gear!
  • The goal of the game is to get from the start and then find a park in the designated spots. Every time you do one you then go back to the start so you can do the next one.
  • Fast loading times.
  • Inspect an event before playing by flying around with a free cam.
  • Accessibility options – text size.
  • Three camera distance options – standard, far, and very close.
  • Can rebind controls.
  • Events are all-time based with a successful park adding time.
  • Super tight controls.
  • Arcade game presentation.
  • A perfect clear (Gold) is awarded for clearing parking spots on a level without losing more cars (lives) than spots.
  • End of event breakdown of exp earned.
  • Handy quick restart button.
  • Proper addictive.
  • Different barrier types and environmental hazards.
  • New ability spots open up like turbo pads and jump pads.
  • Has an ever so slight puzzle element to it all.

You Suck At Parking Review

You Suck At Parking Review Cons:

  • Not a fan of the music.
  • Slight learning curve.
  • The extensions can obscure your view.
  • Some of the extensions don’t stick to the car and it looks a bit weird.
  • The parking pass is not that essential really.
  • No accessibility settings for inverting axis or difficulty options.
  • No way to fast-travel or respawn when on the overworld map.

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You Suck At Parking Review

You Suck At Parking:

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Developer: Happy Volcano Games

Publisher: Happy Volcano Games

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  • 7/10
    Graphics - 7/10
  • 6/10
    Sound - 6/10
  • 7/10
    Accessibility - 7/10
  • 7/10
    Length - 7/10
  • 9/10
    Fun Factor - 9/10


You suck at parking is the aptest name for this game, for it is a game whereby you need to park in the parking space in the dedicated time and perfectly all the while having no reverse! It all sounds easy but it does get very tricky with its jumps, power-ups, and over-the-top level designs then you add in fiery barriers and death drops! I really like this game, it’s accessible and clever in its design but also in the core gameplay, before I knew it I was replaying levels and going for gold, I was finding my driving to be improving albeit slowly. I didn’t like the driver pass system, I get that every game shows Horning it in but it just doesn’t have any real must-have items but each to their own. Being on Gamepass I’m sure it will get a lot of feedback and play, for me, it’s a great little arcade game and one that’s worth playing for sure.

Jim Smale

Gaming since the Atari 2600, I enjoy the weirdness in games counting Densha De Go and RC De Go as my favourite titles of all time. I prefer gaming of old where buying games from a shop was a thing, Being social in person was a thing. Join me as I attempt to adapt to this new digital age!