Filthy Animals | Heist Simulator Review (Steam)

by Jim Smale · May 11, 2023

For our Filthy Animals | Heist Simulator Review, we play a chaotic multiplayer party heist game for 1-4 players. Become a mutant animal working for criminal mastermind Tony as you steal, fight, fall over, and eat tacos. Play local co-op or online, solve puzzles, and avoid security while trying to make off with the loot, ya Filthy Animal!

Filthy Animals | Heist Simulator Review Pros:

Chunky polygonal graphics.
6.63GB Download size.
Steam achievements.
Full controller support.
Graphics settings – resolution, v-sync, fullscreen, and graphics quality preset.
3 save slots.
Optional tutorial mission.
Four playable characters.
Online multiplayer support.
Full solo play.
In-game cutscenes.
Movement is in the vein of games like Gang Beasts and the like.
Eat Mexican food to charge your special ability.
Each heist has a list of objectives with your best score shown at the end.
2 to 4 Player local co-op.
Earn EXP and level up to get new abilities.
It’s a game you play and have a funny ten minutes then shelve it u til the next time you need a quick pick me up.
A lot of hazards and environmental mishaps are to be had.
You play how you want.
Clear a Heist to unlock the next location.
Loot chests can be found and smashed open.
Hidden shortcuts and rooms can be found.

Filthy Animals | Heist Simulator Review Cons:

Requires you to link Steam and Epic games store accounts.
The controls are not great.
Cannot rebind controls.
You need a mouse on hand for some menus.
Tutorial signs for buttons show as just game code.
Many bugs from stuck animations to being hit through walls and things not triggering.
The music volume goes high and you can’t hear the speech.
The Tony character guy is annoying and keeps popping up saying random shit.
Movement is not good.
Having the mechanic where you have to reach up and reach down for everything makes it not only difficult to play but not fun.
No camera control.
The levels themselves are very plain.
Hangs when exiting the game.
Any sort of lag Ruins it.

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