Just Die Already Review (Steam)

by Jim Smale · July 5, 2021

This Just Die Already Review takes on this old people’s mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are old and angry and you’ve just been kicked out of your retirement home. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?

Just Die Already Review Pros:

Bright cartoon-like graphics.
2.09GB Download size.
Steam achievements.
Steam trading cards.
Controller support.
Graphics – fullscreen, resolution, v-sync, graphics quality (low/medium/high).
Censor gore option.
Have controller prompts set to auto, Nintendo, PlayStation, or Xbox.
Co-op mode.
Four characters – Stanislav, Wally, Kamala, and Lucky.
Can change characters from the pause menu.
Sandbox Mayhem gameplay.
The tutorial is just a pop-up of the controls.
Takes a lot of inspiration from games like Goat Simulator, Human Fall flat, etc.
Do what you want and play how you want.
The bucket list is a list of tasks to do for rewards.
Button prompts come up on everything you can interact with.
You can hold things in your left and right hand.
Press a button to attach the thing to your hand then press again to drop or throw or swing.
Comical blood everywhere.
Vending machines are where you go to get unlocks and rewards. There are 3 vending machine types – red for weapons, yellow for utilities, and blue for ticket items.
Can drive vehicles.
Very easy to get into.
Unlock new respawn points.
Instantly respawn with a button press.
Co-op mode has online and cross-play. You can host, join a random game or connect via a room code.
Crazy physics at work.
There are actually tasks you can do.
Depending on the age of the person you are harassing determines how they will react.
Sunset of people who will chase you down and beat you up or throw you around.
So much to do.
Find hidden tickets around the world.
Discover new areas with new bucket lists.
Equip items you find like helmets, hats, or even peg legs.
A lot of verticality in the world.