Splatoon 3 Review (Nintendo Switch OLED)



For our Splatoon 3 Review, we visited Splatsville, the city of chaos, the adrenaline-fueled heart of the dusty Splatlands. The folks who live here are a little rowdier than what you might find in far-away Inkopolis.

Splatoon 3 Review Pros:

  • Gorgeous graphics.
  • 5.4GB download size.
  • Import Splatoon 2 save (optional) to get Golden Sheldon tickets, early access to a game mode and settings, and online rankings.
  • A character creator for you and your little sidekick.
  • Opening tutorial section.
  • Full gyroscope controls (optional).
  • 3rd person shooter gameplay.
  • In-game cutscenes.
  • Exceptional soundtrack.
  • Familiar controls.
  • Splatsville is your hub town where you can freely roam the streets, enter and use the shops, do deals, read and write messages with others and do some online play.
  •  Controls can be inverted with sensitivity sliders. Handheld and big screen have seperate menus.
  • Amiibo support.
  • Color the floor with your ink color, transform into a squid and travel faster in the ink and replenish your ammo.
  • You can use the ink to climb walls, jump over obstacles and go through fences.
  • Multiplayer stages are cycled in and out with two being in rotation at a time.
  • Booting up the game will give you a brief rundown on any updates, events, and stages available from the studio team.
  • An online hub that is a seperate place where you can practice, choose game modes and buy new gear.
  • All gear has stat changes on them.
  • You are free to roam the online lobby whilst the game match makes.
  • Splashtags are player cards you can customize and show off in-game.
  • Earn EXP and level up to earn cash and new gear.
  • Lobby terminals allow you to view replays, Battle logs, replay codes, edit your splash tag, change nickname, change region, and get stuff.
  • Matches are automatically saved and can then be viewed and uploaded.
  • Fast travel between the shops and locations.
  • Photo mode.
  • Emotes can be used.
  • Level up gear and weapons by using them to make them better
  • Sheldon passes are needed to buy gear and come in Silver and Gold versions.
  • Test weapons before buying them.
  • Friend list avatars will appear in the online lobby and clicking on them will show up stats.
  • Medals are awarded in multiplayer for things like most splats covered the most ground etc.
  • Fast matchmaking.
  • In Single-player, you are collecting power eggs and using them to clear out the ooze in the hub areas which in turn opens up new stages and Collectibles.
  • You can replay levels.
  • Hidden Collectibles and rewards.
  • Slight puzzle elements.
  • The Crater area is basically the tutorial.
  • Alterna is the new hub world you explore.
  • Sardium is collected and used to unlock new upgrades.
  • Six sites within the single player, are basically six areas containing levels.
  • Splat enemies and fund collectibles to get upgrade points.
  • Stages are big with a lot in them.
  • Constant checkpoints.
  • The catalog is where you earn catalog points as you play and rank up for rewards, you spend your points on unique gear.
  • The kicker is your personal space to buy and hang up rewards and items.
  • Weapons and gear unlock to buy as you level up.
  • The salmon run is back with optional tutorials. For the unknowing, this is a team-based Co-op event against Ai where you collect eggs, fight bosses, and deposit eggs into baskets.
  • The salmon run has its own set of maps in rotation like the multiplayer maps.
  • The salmon run has its own leveling system and rank rewards.
  • Salmon run rewards are – work suits, decorations, stickers, and banners.
  • Earn multiplayer rewards in the single player.
  • When the maps change whilst you are in the shops or world, it’s a pop-up whereas before it would do the whole cutscenes thing.
  • The Shoal is where you go to do local wireless play.
  • Shell out machine is a capsule mini-game with random rewards.
  • Food and drink need tickets to buy things but they grant exp boosts, cash boosts, etc.
  • You can view other players’ lockers.
  • Auto saves regularly.
  • Matchmaking can be done solo or by grouping up with friends, joining friends from your list, etc.
  • You can post messages/drawings you make with the in-game ink pad.
  • Earn upgrade points in the hubs by painting the walls and floors.
  • Stages have more to them now, puzzle elements, racing, unique usage of weapons, etc.
  • The Salmon run is available all the time whereas last time it was time sensitive.

Splatoon 3 Review Cons:

  • Shops are still locked behind a player-level rank even if you import your save.
  • Same formula as before.
  • No way to skip the opening studio intro.
  • The location rotation is still not ideal.
  • No increase to the player count.
  • Doesn’t offer any sort of bot match.
  • You really do feel weak online and it takes hardly anything to splat you.
  • The gear always comes down to practicality over looks.
  • Cannot rebind controls.
  • The tutorial is very basic.
  • If you swap weapons between rounds, you cannot then quit out.
  • Had an Amiibo error popping up a lot at random times.
  • Can feel like the skill level-based matchmaking is a bit one-sided at times.
  • Online is the same as last year at least gameplay-wise.

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Splatoon 3:

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Developer: Nintendo

Publisher: Nintendo

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Jim Smale

Gaming since the Atari 2600, I enjoy the weirdness in games counting Densha De Go and RC De Go as my favourite titles of all time. I prefer gaming of old where buying games from a shop was a thing, Being social in person was a thing. Join me as I attempt to adapt to this new digital age!

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