Gert Lush Gaming: Rapid Game Reviews & Insights

Review: Floor Kids (Nintendo Switch)

Floor Kids is a new breakdance battle game featuring unique freestyle gameplay, rhythm challenges, and multiplayer sessions. Pros: Hand drawn graphics that look sublime. 1.7GB download size. Two modes- Story and local multiplayer. Opening tutorial. Breakdancing gameplay. Play along to...

Review: Tesla Vs Lovecraft (Steam)

Tesla vs Lovecraft is an intense top-down twin stick arena shooter from the creators of Crimsonland and Neon Chrome. Play as the enigmatic inventor Nikola Tesla harnessing the static energy to power up Tesla-Mech and give the lovecraftian nightmares a...

Review: Tales of the Tiny Planet (Nintendo Switch)

Tales of the Tiny Planet tells the story of a Planet searching through the galaxies for his lost friends. You have the ability to manipulate the world elements to guide him safely through the galaxies in this physics puzzle adventure. Pros:...

Super Meat Boy

Review: Super Meat Boy (Nintendo Switch)

Super Meat Boy is a tough as nails platformer where you play as an animated cube of meat who’s trying to save his girlfriend, who happens to be made of bandages. Pros: Awesome cartoon graphics. 203MB Download size. Opening tutorial...

Review: Energy Invasion (Nintendo Switch)

Energy Invasion – an arcade game inspired by the classic Breakout. Unlike the original game, your ball does not break blocks on its own, but can launch missiles in a chosen direction. Pros: Basic graphics. 372MB Download size. Three modes-Invasion,...

Review: Sparkle Unleashed (Nintendo Switch)

Challenge the darkness with your swift orb matching skills, mighty magical enchantments, and earthshaking power-ups. Match the orbs before they fall into the abyss and find your way through mysterious lands of startling beauty. Pros: Great graphics. Opening tutorial. 115MB...

Preview: They Are Billions (Steam Early Access)

They Are Billions is a Steampunk strategy game set on a post-apocalyptic planet. Build and defend colonies to survive against the billions of the infected that seek to annihilate the few remaining living humans. Can humanity survive the zombie apocalypse?...

Review: Gang Beasts (PlayStation 4)

Gang Beasts is a silly multiplayer party game with surly gelatinous characters, brutal slapstick fight sequences, and absurd hazardous environments, set in the mean streets of Beef City. Pros: Slick graphics. 3.98GB Download size. Platinum trophy. Character creation tool. Local...

Review: Dustoff Heli Rescue 2 (PlayStation 4)

In Dustoff Heli Rescue 2 you can: Save hostages being held in Prisoner of War camps. Combat in military attacks in the desert, forests, mines, swamps, and fjords. Pros: Voxel pixel graphics. 2203MB download size. Opening tutorial. World map level...

Review: RXN -Raijin- (Nintendo Switch)

The vertically-scrolling shooter utilises the entire width of the 16:9 field, resulting in challenging, strategy-testing gameplay. Pros: Fantastic graphics. 1.9GB Download size. SMUP gameplay/ Bullet hell. Japanese speech. Can rebind controls. 10 save slots, 1 autosave so 11 in total...

Review: Bridge Constructor Portal (Steam)

Enter the Aperture Science Enrichment Center and experience Bridge Constructor Portal – the unique merging of the classic Portal and Bridge Constructor games. Pros: Bright sleek looking graphics. Full controller support. Graphic options-Resolution, FPS limit, Post FX, AA, Shadows and...

Review: Enter the Gungeon (Nintendo Switch)

Enter the Gungeon is a bullet hell dungeon crawler following a band of misfits seeking to shoot, loot, dodge roll and table-flip their way to personal absolution by reaching the legendary Gungeon’s ultimate treasure: the gun that can kill the...

Review: Unepic (Nintendo Switch)

Daniel was just an average guy. He was a great video game player, a big fan of sci-fi movies, and a novice RPG player. In the midst of an RPG, he was teleported to a castle. At first, Daniel believed...

Review: Plantera Deluxe (Nintendo Switch)

In Plantera you build your own garden and watch it grow with new plants, bushes, trees and animals. As you play and expand your garden you will attract Helpers, round blue creatures that will help you with your harvesting tasks....

Review: Never Stop Sneakin’ (Nintendo Switch)

Infiltrate the enemy base, avoid their patrols, and hack their systems to gain valuable intel. Build your Sneakin’ HQ, and figure out how to stop Guildenstern’s time-traveling scheme! Pros: PlayStation 1 era graphic style that looks really good. 487MB Download size....

Review: Let Them Come (PlayStation 4)

You are Rock Gunar, mercenary gun for hire with alien blood on his hands. Twitchy trigger fingers and focused battle tactics are the order of the day as you take on this ultimate survival mode challenge to wipe out every...

Review: Nine Parchments (Steam)

Nine Parchments combines real-time spell-shooting action with RPG elements – level up your character and collect magical loot, filling your wardrobe with a myriad of wizard hats and powerful staves. Pros: Stunning graphics and art style that are a real...

Review: Star Ghost (Nintendo Switch)

Navigate the perilous fragments of exploding planets, survive intense asteroid fields and dogfight with deadly Sentinel ships as you defend against the relentless onslaught of the formidable Metagon empire. Pros: Nice graphics. 178MB Download size. Shoot em up gameplay. Ship...

Review: Planet of the Apes: Last Frontier (PlayStation 4)

Players play both sides of the growing conflict, gaining a deep understanding of the motivations, hopes, and fears of humans and apes alike. The destinies of each species rest entirely on the player as the game pushes towards a tense,...

Review: Super Man Or Monster (Steam)

Protect or destroy the world, as MAN or MONSTER! Build your army, jetpack around, blast monsters and kick ass. OR… bring the chaos as you bash, stomp and wreck cities. Your choice. Pros: Voxel graphics. 364MB Download size. Steam achievements....