Gert Lush Gaming: Rapid Game Reviews & Insights

Review: Canabalt

Review: Canabalt

BeatShapers bring us Canabalt, a run for your life, jump gaps and obstacles and avoid traps kind of game. Can you run for your life?

Review: Wizorb

Review: Wizorb

Wizorb is a unique combination of classic block-breaking action and light RPG elements. The once peaceful Kingdom of Gorudo is threatened by an evil presence. The only hope for salvation is Cyrus, a wizard versed in a secret magic art called...

Review: Carnivores Dinosaur Hunter

Review: Carnivores Dinosaur Hunter

Carnivores: Dinosaur Hunter is a dynamic hunting simulation game which lets players explore huge non-linear locations as they attempt to track down a variety of dinosaurs that are armed with advanced AI – these are dangerous creatures that are able...

Review: Guild Wars 2

Review: Guild Wars 2

Guild Wars 2 is ArenaNet’s attempt to reinvigorate the fantasy MMO genre and all things considered it definitely succeeds, albeit via refinement rather than revolution. First and foremost is the lack of a subscription fee, ArenaNet instead opting for a...

First Look: New Worms Revolution DLC Incoming

First Look: New Worms Revolution DLC Incoming

Team17 is proud to announce the release of Worms Revolution Funfair Pack, the first downloadable content pack for Worms Revolution. Worms Revolution Funfair Pack requires Worms Revolution to play and will be available to download from the Xbox 360 via...

First Look: Farming Simulator 2013

First Look: Farming Simulator 2013

Farming Simulator 2013 invites you to face the challenges of a farmer in the 21st century. Animal husbandry, crop harvesting and sales… it’s up to you to manage and develop your own farm in a huge open world. Along your progression, you will...

Spelunker HD Review

Spelunker HD Review (PlayStation 3)

 For this Spelunker HD Review, we play as the Spelunker hero, whose colossal spirit for adventure is countered only by his miniscule threshold for pain, was first introduced in 1983. The sheer number of ways to die coupled with...

Shatter Review

Shatter Review (PlayStation 3)

 For this Shatter review, we play a game that is basically Arkanoid but not as we know it—giving us HD graphics, a banging soundtrack, and weapons. This is Arkanoid grown up and ready to play. Shatter is a retro-inspired...

A-Men Review

A-Men Review (PlayStation Vita)

 For this A-Men Review, we play a game brought to us by the Bloober Team, A-Men is a logical strategy game. Not for the faint-hearted, with old-school style game mechanics with nice graphics. The game gives you multiple ways...

Review: Retro City Rampage

After what feels like a lifetime of teaser tweets, previews. Retro City Rampage is finally yours to download and play on PS3, 360 and Steam. Unless you’re in PAL territories in which case the wait continues. Looking like a NES game with...

The Testament Of Sherlock Holmes Review (PlayStation 3)

The Testament Of Sherlock Holmes Review (PlayStation 3)

This The Testament Of Sherlock Holmes Review sees us trying to solve a case involving the theft of a priceless necklace. Having found the necklace and returning it to the owner, the owner then claims the necklace is a poor...

NiGHTS Into Dreams Review

NiGHTS Into Dreams Review (PlayStation 3)

This NiGHTS Into Dreams Review is what Fans have been waiting 16 years for, but finally, the wait is over. We have NiGHTS HD. SEGA has not just given us the classic NiGHTS games, but we also get Christmas NiGHTS...

Assassin's Creed III Liberation Preview

Assassin’s Creed III Liberation Preview

For this Assassin’s Creed III Liberation Preview we are Introduced to Assassin’s Creed III Liberation, the stunning new chapter in the Assassin’s Creed saga, designed exclusively for PlayStation Vita handheld entertainment system. The year is 1765. As the events leading...

Tomba Review

Tomba Review (PlayStation 3)

For this Tomba Review, Monkey Paw finally gives us Tomba, or Tombi if you’re reading from PAL regions. An adventure platform game starring a bizarrely dressed pink-haired kid, who must hunt down the 7 evil pigs who stole his grandfather’s...

BreakQuest Extra Evolution

First Look At BreakQuest Extra Evolution

 this First Look At BreakQuest Extra Evolution shows off an advanced sequel to BreakQuest, the unique physics game launched together with PlayStation Minis back in 2009. The all-new BreakQuest: Extra Evolution will be available for €3.99 in Europe and...

Alundra Review

Alundra Review (PlayStation 3)

Our Alundra Review has us playing a game we never played before thus having missed this game the first time around, I couldn’t wait to get into it. Dubbed as a successor to Land Stalker I knew I would be...

Postal 3 Review

Postal 3 Review (Steam)

This is our Postal 3 Review and from the off, you are in for a weird ride. Weird is one of the words I choose to use, for the game is one of those games that push the boundaries on...

Double Dragon Neon Review

Double Dragon Neon Review (PlayStation 3)

For our Double Dragon Neon Review, we meet Billy and Jimmy who are back! this time in souped-up HD graphics, promising to give us a fresh take on everything that made the original so popular. With Way Forward tasked with...