Gert Lush Gaming: Rapid Game Reviews & Insights

Review: Cuphead (Steam)

Cuphead is a classic run and gun action game heavily focused on boss battles. Pros: Graphics are just out of this world. Hand drawn hand animated and beautifully crafted, Looks like a 1930s cartoon. 11188GB Download size. Full controller support....

Review: Expand (PlayStation 4)

A world set in five stages, Expand offers an atmospheric experience of exploration, discovery and introspection through gameplay and compelling soundtrack designed to immerse you deeply into its allegorical themes. Pros: Good graphics. Three save slots. Brief tutorial. Chilled soundtrack....

Review: Pylon: Rogue (Steam)

Take all of the combat of an Action-RPG and cram it into a non-stop action game with RPG character progression, add a bit of satire, and just one life to make it to the end, and that’s Pylon: Rogue. Pros:...

Review: LEGO Ninjago Movie Video Game (PlayStation 4)

Play as your favorite ninjas to defend Ninjago from the evil Lord Garmadon. Master the art of Ninjagility by wall-running and high-jumping, and battle foes to rank up and upgrade the ninja’s combat skills. Pros: HD Graphics. 23.50GB Download size....

Review: Quest of Dungeons (Nintendo Switch)

An evil Dark Lord has stolen all the light, so your mission is to enter his lair and defeat him. Pros: 16 Bit pixel graphics. 50.4MB Download size. Bindable keys. Dungeon crawler gameplay. Auto pick up loot on/off. Mini map...

Culdcept Revolt Review (Nintendo 3DS)

For our Culdcept Revolt Review we follow Allen, a new recruit for the rebel Free Bat forces as you fight for freedom from the tyranny of Count Kraniss. Build your deck, create new strategies, and dominate the board in Culdcept...

Review: Earth Atlantis (Nintendo Switch)

The Great Climate Shift struck at end of the 21st century. Ninety six percent of the Earth’s surface is underwater. Human civilisation has fallen. Machines have adopted the shape and form of marine animals. The ocean is full of creature-machine...

Review: Road Redemption (Steam)

Lead your biker gang on an epic journey across the country in this epic driving combat road rage adventure. Huge campaign, dozens of weapons, and full 4-player co-op splitscreen. Pros: Nice crisp graphics. 6564MB Download size. Steam achievements. Full controller...

Review: Butcher (Nintendo Switch)

As a cyborg programmed to eradicate the last remnants of humanity, your sole purpose is to… Well, annihilate anything that moves. Pros: Pixel graphics. 117MB Download size. Four save slots. CRT effect filter. Control settings- ZR ZL button swap and...

Review: 36 Fragments of Midnight (Nintendo Switch)

In this procedurally generated platform game, you have to avoid deadly lasers, circular saws and spikes to collect all the Fragments and get their greatest gift. Pros: Simple graphics. 51.7MB Download size. Collect 36 pieces from with the level. One...

Review: Arcade Archives Mario Bros (Nintendo Switch)

It’s the first game that used Mario in the title. Control Mario or Luigi in order to defeat the enemies coming out of pipes from below. Pros: Classic pixel graphics. 69.7MB Download size. Three modes- Highscore mode, Original mode and...

Review: RUINER (PlayStation 4)

RUINER is a brutal action shooter set in the year 2091 in the cyber metropolis Rengkok. A wired sociopath lashes out against a corrupt system to uncover the truth and retrieve his kidnapped brother under the guidance of a secretive...

Review: SENRAN KAGURA Peach Beach Splash (PlayStation 4)

The buxom shinobi of SENRAN KAGURA have fought rival ninja, evil masterminds, and apocalyptic demons, but nothing in their lives has ever prepared them for… a water gun fight?! Summoned to a mysterious tournament, they have no choice but to...

Review: SteamWorld Dig 2 (Nintendo Switch)

SteamWorld Dig is back! Dig deep, gain riches and unearth the terrors of the underworld in this platform mining adventure influenced by classic Metroidvania style games. Pros: Gorgeous hand drawn graphic style. 243MB Download size. Pro controller support. Opening and...

Review: Beach Buggy Racing (Nintendo Switch)

Drive into an action-packed, surprise-filled world of off-road kart racing mayhem. Race against a field of rival drivers, each with unique personalities and special abilities. Pros: Big cartoon graphics. 117MB Download size. Own in game trophies. Opening tutorial. Auto accelerate...

Review: Morphite (PlayStation 4)

Set in a distant future where humanity has colonized the far reaches of space, Morphite follows the story of Myrah Kale, a young woman whose life takes a sudden turn when a simple mission develops into an epic interstellar journey...

Review: Pokkén Tournament DX (Nintendo Switch)

Take direct control of over 20 prized Battle Pokémon as you unleash a flurry of powerful moves in adrenaline-fuelled matches! Call upon Support Pokémon to assist in the fight, then unleash your Pokémon’s unique Burst Attack as you work your...

Review: MAIZE (PlayStation 4)

MAIZE is what happens when two scientists misinterpret a memo from the U.S. Government and end up creating, uh, sentient corn. And did we mention the angry condescending Russian robotic teddy bear or the unhinged albino corn stalk with an...

Review: Tooth and Tail (PlayStation 4)

The War for Meat — The Longcoats, the Commonfolk, the KSR, and the Civilized are in the midst of a Civil War over who gets to eat, and who has to be the meat. A darkly humorous tale of riots...